Magic Wand for Butthole

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LinaIlves Publisher 7 days ago

to Cocknificant : I think they would have left you a nice inheritance if they had caught you with such an interesting labial hormonica 😅

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Cocknificant 8 days ago

to LinaIlves : GMom would have shot my Gpapa, and then I would have had entirely different stories to write about. But seriously, my grandmother had to know about the tons of porn beneath their bed--so she probably was a sex freak as well.--Just because she was old doesn’t mean she was d-e-a-d below the waist. Oh, and I forgot to mention the blue vibrator I found in the nightstand by their bed, although I had no clue what it was — I remember thinking that perhaps it was some new, unknown musical instrument. Luckily, I never attempted to play it. Can you imagine the amount of psychological therapy I would have needed later in life if I'd tried to play my grandmother's vibrator like a flute or harmonica? 😮😳☝😂🤣

LinaIlves Publisher 8 days ago

to Cocknificant : So, you was little Indiana Jones and found GPapa's treasure. I hope U didn't say that to your GMom. Your grandfather may was in trouble then xD

Cocknificant 10 days ago

to LinaIlves : It’s funny you would say that, babe--because I’ve already written four New York Times best-selling novels, along with six 100-million-plus-dollar box office Hollywood screenplays. However, I’ve been a pornography fanatic ever since I was eight and discovered my grandfather’s extensive porn collection under his bed. I was what they called back then a latchkey kid who had plenty of time before any adults returned home from work--plenty of time to indulge in my grandfather’s extensive treasure trove of porn, which led to an even more extensive amount of time to work on my imagination in porn and other things. Thanks, grandpa, may you rest in peace in Porn Heaven. 🙏

LinaIlves Publisher 15 days ago

to Cocknificant : You should to write some book 😈

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